Theo James, Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet attend the European premiere of “Divergent” on March 30, 2014 in London, England.

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Augustus: so your name is four
Tobias: yeah
Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
Tobias: will you stop
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when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u


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Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.




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“I know Falcon’s suit is going to evolve and I’m hoping it evolves into red spandex,” he said. “I’ve been working really hard on my body and was very disappointed when I didn’t get a copious amount of spandex to wear while shooting this movie.”

— Anthony Mackie
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goliath has a brief existential crisis

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Francis extremely turned on for his wiffey.

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I’m yours, you’re mine.

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